A woman goes up to a priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, and they only say one thing: ‘Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?’” The priest responds, “That’s awful! But I have a solution. Bring your parrots to my house, and I’ll put them with my two male parrots…”
“…to whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will help your parrots stop saying that terrible phrase, and they will learn to pray and worship.” The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s male parrots are in their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. The woman puts her female parrots in the cage, and they say, “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” One male parrot looks at the other and yells, “Put your Bible away, our prayers have been answered!”
