Husband (thinking): “How do I tell her about my stinky feet and smelly socks?”
Wife (thinking): “How do I tell him about my bad breath in the morning?”
After a moment of awkward silence, the husband finally decides to be honest:
Husband: “I have something to confess.”
Wife: “So do I.”
Husband: “Let’s say it at the same time.”
Wife and Husband (together): “I have bad breath in the morning!” / “I have stinky feet!”
They look at each other in surprise and then laugh, realizing they were both worried about similar things.
Husband: “Thank goodness! I thought it was something serious.”
This joke highlights how common it is for people to worry about small, natural things, especially when they’re in a new relationship. It also shows the importance of honesty and communication.
